Thursday, April 30, 2020

“Cancel Culture,” or Why Nothing Gets Better

Sherman Alexie
In one of the weirder stories to emerge during this crisis, apparently novelist and poet Sherman Alexie has emerged from hibernation this weekend, failed to see his shadow, and gone on a media tour. If you’ve forgotten in the roughly three centuries we’ve lived through so far in 2020, it’s been slightly over two years since Alexie, author of The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven, admitted a longstanding pattern of invidious sexual harassment.

Since then, Alexie remained quiet, an unusual pattern of reticence from somebody in his position: Bill Cosby went on tour while charges pended against him, and Louis CK resumed live performances only ten months after publishing a similar admission. Alexie’s willingness to keep quiet (while his books remain in print) was downright remarkable. Until this weekend, when his sudden re-emergence triggered an equally subdued social media response: outside Native American circles, it’s gone largely unnoticed.

We sometimes hear complaints, in fame circles, of “cancel culture,” where celebrities do something so horrific, their audience turns against them, forces them from public view, and submarines their careers. Events like Liam Neeson’s racist rampage, Kevin Spacey’s kiddie diddling, or Roseanne Barr’s doom tweets, are cited as famous people getting forcibly silenced by the politeness patrol. As though a towering, square-jawed Irishman threatening to kill random Black people was playful idle banter, simply misconstrued.

Except “cancel culture” appears remarkably bad at its job. Sherman Alexie’s book sales have slowed, certainly, but never stopped, and his return has elicited almost no response outside activist circles. Kevin Hart lost his Oscar gig, but suffered almost no other consequences. Louis CK remains out on tour, and though he has to protect his setlist religiously, he still draws large audiences to performances that have apparently become increasingly vulgar, violent, and laced with misogyny.

Possibly the king of “cancel culture” remains Mel Gibson. He has suffered public meltdowns, had racist rants captured on tape and distributed online, flipped tables on journalists, and generally behaved like somebody with no prefrontal cortex. Each time this happens, his career lags slightly. But he returns in force again each time. His fees have probably suffered, I’m not ambitious enough to check, but his IMDB page lists four completed movies scheduled for 2020 release.

Ricky Gervais, in yet another attempt
to court camera-friendly controversy
If cancel culture cannot even silence Hollywood’s biggest celebrity when he drunkenly shouts antisemitism directly into a microphone, what hope did it have of holding a literary novelist to account? And don’t talk about “separating the artist from the artwork.” As I’ve written before, if the artist is still alive and drawing residuals, the two aren’t separable. This is doubly true if media outlets draw the artist back into the mainstream, as with Sherman Alexie.

We mere mortals appear infinitely willing to extend forgiveness to famous people, to attribute them virtues they demonstrably don’t have. Perhaps the most famous manifestation of this is Ricky Gervais. It’s been years since any project he’s done has drawn large audiences; I’d be hard-pressed to find anyone who thinks his perennially vulgar setlist is funny. Yet his semi-permanent arrangements with Netflix and the Golden Globes keep him churning out content which nobody particularly enjoys.

Rereading the paragraph I’ve just written, I realize a contradiction: we mere mortals don’t extend Ricky Gervais infinite forgiveness. Netflix and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (which conducts the Golden Globes) do. We mortals then extend these organizations that forgiveness. Sure, we reward them, and him, with ratings. But they know Gervais, and Gibson, and Alexie, will draw audiences, because they’re familiar. Ricky Gervais’ annual low-blow insult festival has become comfort watching for risk-averse audiences.

Sherman Alexie writes literary viewpoints on Native American life and issues, probably believing himself dangerous to America’s White hierarchy. Yet the film Smoke Signals, based on one of his short stories, was distributed by Miramax, then a Disney subsidiary. Disney, like most media conglomerates, is notoriously timid. They never would’ve green-lit such a production if it didn’t have guaranteed returns, which necessarily means a guaranteed large audience. Sherman Alexie reaches us already pre-approved by Disney.

Which means, no matter how awful Sherman Alexie, Louis CK, and Mel Gibson become, they’ll remain bankable properties. They already occupy places in America’s shared mental landscape, which makes them comfortable. We humans notoriously resist change, because changing ourselves rewires our brains, which is painful. We’d rather keep giving billboard space to an acknowledged sexual harasser than change our habits. And Sherman Alexie’s smiling, affable face will reappear, no matter how many sins he confesses.

Monday, April 27, 2020

White Americans and Mascot Culture

A version of the controversial logo, discontinued earlier this month

Land O’Lakes, the Minnesota-based agricultural cooperative that’s currently approaching its centennial of providing good-paying work to Great Plains dairy farmers, has officially discontinued its “Indian maiden” mascot. Nicknamed “Maiden Mia,” the character has adorned branded packaging in some form since 1928. Given that corporations don’t change logos lightly, because buyers invest emotional capital, I assume they gave this choice serious deliberation. Still, some customers have flipped their lids.

I find myself in a precarious position. I understand why critics disparage Maiden Mia, a cliché of long buckskin fringe and brightly colored beads. Like the “buffalo nickel” logo still displayed by the NFL’s Washington, D.C., franchise, Maiden Mia isn’t herself directly harmful to anybody, but she still normalizes broad stereotypes which reduce entire populations to a mere category. That is, she didn’t hurt anybody, but she numbed audiences to other, more palpable harms.

However, I also understand why butter-buying markets take umbrage at sudden changes. Even people who don’t embrace racism and stereotyping, nevertheless have the natural human tendency to prefer continuity. Corporations tie their names and identities to certain branded images, and when those images change, buyers often perceive the product itself as having changed, because the prior standard remains imprinted on our neurons. Changing buying habits means changing our brains.

Over twenty years ago, Naomi Klein described the ways logos become part of consumer culture’s shared heritage. She described people having, for instance, the Nike swoosh tattooed on their bodies—literally allowing themselves to be branded. Many logos and images remain technically copyrighted to corporations and institutions, like the Chevrolet cross, McDonalds’ “Golden Arches,” or Barack Obama’s campaign logo, have nevertheless become part of wider American culture.

This tendency to absorb corporations’ identities into our shared community is compounded by the fact that many White Americans, like me, are estranged from our ancestry. My grandmother, born on a Nebraska homestead, recounted a childhood experience: her schoolteacher assigned students to ask their parents about their ethnic heritage. Her parents responded: “You tell them you’re American, and that’s all that matters!” She had any pre-American ancestry basically whitewashed away.


Most of my heritage remains opaque to me. I know my ancestry is broadly Northern and Western European; to the best of my knowledge, I can’t claim the ultimate badge of White cultural smartness, because I have no known Black or Native American ancestry. But I can’t tell you much about where my ancestors came from. They crossed to America and abandoned their homelands, replacing their past identities with what W.E.B. DuBois called “the wage of whiteness.”

It bears noting that American culture conquers without regard for skin color. Our mythology elevates Native virtues, White homesteader work ethic, or African American folk culture, only after driving these peoples off their lands. In many ways, White Americans have been colonized as thoroughly as Black and Native Americans, if less visibly. The centralized hierarchy lionized our history only after dispossessing our ancestors. Basically, it’s easy to hero-worship the dead.

Without any heritage of our own, White Americans embrace a portmanteau culture. We eat Mexican food, pizza, and soul food; we listen to blues, Highland Flings, and hillbilly spirituals. To be American means living from a suitcase stuffed with multiple cultural heritages, some of which is probably our own. Black Americans had much of their heritage destroyed by the ravages of slavery, but White Americans abandoned ours on Ellis Island.

This leads to complications when dealing with brand-name ethnic stereotypes. I believe White Americans, when they embrace characters like Maiden Mia or Native American sports mascots, sincerely mean no offense. We embrace aspects of Native culture they find admirable, including warriors’ bravery and Plains Indians’ reverence for the land. We embrace this culture because, essentially, we have none of our own.

Therefore, I think White Americans ought to have access to this portmanteau culture, provided they’re willing to accept guidance and chastisement from the peoples we borrow from. The problem becomes most pointed when for-profit organizations, like ag cooperatives and the NFL, slap trademarks on cultures they’ve looted. When this happens, the heritage White people borrow stops being something other cultures share, and becomes something rapacious capitalists sell.

So I understand why many White Americans feel cheated by Maiden Mia’s retirement. Some piece of our portmanteau culture no longer exists. Yet she was never, really, ours, nor did she belong to the Native Americans whose culture she ransacked. She was something sold to us by corporations, which never necessarily had our best interests at heart.

Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Some Thoughts on the “Friend Zone”

Lancelot and Guinevere, as painted
by Florence Harrison
Let me start by saying the “friend zone” probably exists. I’ve known two women who agreed they’d stuck men in the proverbial friend zone: one who eventually realized her mistake, let him out, and they’re now happily married; the other who eventually realized her mistake, attempted to let him out, and discovered he’d moved on without her (and also he’d previously concealed significant jerkish tendencies). So yes, I believe the friend zone is likely real.

However, its vague, ad hoc definition causes significant problems. Invented in the 1990s on the sitcom Friends, which often reeked of unexamined prejudices, the term often gets applied, mostly by men, to women who don’t adjust their feelings to suit a dude’s whimsy. The term’s subjectivity gives it the potential for toxic application, providing emotional blackmail. It threatens men too, reinforcing the belief that we can’t open up to somebody without having sex with them.

So, if the “friend zone” is real, but naming it is potentially dangerous, how do we handle it? In this case, I’d suggest we examine the unexamined half. We usually consider the “friend zone” as when two people have a strong, reliable friendship, but one participant has unrequited romantic feelings. I suggest we start by considering what “romantic feelings” means. To do that, let’s return to the classic French Romances of the Twelfth Century CE.

No, you needn’t read them to understand my argument. I’ve only read a few, and though they have significant historical value, they’re tedious by today’s standards. Let’s instead entrust our opinions to esteemed critics who make their bones explaining classic literature to us numpties. Though I draw on several such critics, most of today’s commentary will come from C.S. Lewis, because his mix of literary acumen and Anglo-Catholic prudishness gives him a unique blended perspective.

Before the French troubadours, particularly Chrétien de Troyes, we didn’t have any definition of “love” as intense personal feeling. “Love,” according to Lewis, signified either the sense of dutiful devotion married couples and blood kin, or the agape of devout religion. Either people didn’t experience the swooping sensation we now consider “falling in love,” or they left no record. Whichever, couples certainly didn’t marry from an excess of feeling, and didn’t divorce from its absence.

C.S. Lewis
The French troubadours popularized the idea of love through their Romances, a term which literally means “stories in the Roman style.” These poets devised a system they named “courtly love,” a sense of devotion, not to one’s family or one’s people, but to a person, an individual supposedly possessed of virtues and goodness, to whom one devotes a store of feelings. This bestowal of feelings is the origin of what we’d call “falling in love.”

In these poems, the troubadours described what one did with one’s beloved. First, the feeling of love always proceeded from a man to a woman. Because the Romances foregrounded narratives of male valor, the woman consistently got reduced to that man’s mere recipient. A lady, for she must necessarily be well-born and courtly, might receive love from several men simultaneously, but she must never reciprocate. Because what one does with one’s beloved is, ultimately, nothing.

Yes, courtly love is always unrequited. Love, in this formulation, is the longing to be together; if this longing is ever fulfilled, the arc concludes, with nowhere further to go. Thus it’s impossible to love one’s wife. Perhaps the greatest exemplar of “courtly love” is the myth of Dante, who loved Beatrice. Except, by Dante’s own admission, they were only ever in a room together twice in their lives. There’s no evidence they ever spoke.

This matters. The great depth of feeling we call “love” longs for union with the beloved, and simultaneously must never achieve it, because achieving kills the feeling. The overwhelming depths of emotion which drove Sir Lancelot to feats of heroism and poetry depended on him loving Guinevere, but only at great remove. The feeling of frustration men experience when love remains unconsummated wasn’t an error, it was the purpose. Love existed to remain forever incomplete.

Therefore, I suggest, the “friend zone” isn’t a sign that something’s gone wrong in the system. Movies and TV shows which show loving couples coming together have changed the myth to suggest that love exists to bring people together. Yet for medieval Franks, who invented “Romance,” incomplete love was a goal. The “friend zone” was a destination. Imagine how much art and valor we could create, if we recaptured this old, stately sense of “love.”

Monday, April 20, 2020

But Muh Freedumz!!!

Me, wearing a mask before it was mandatory
Well, friends, it’s finally happened: somebody at work has been formally diagnosed with COVID-19. This is actually my jobsite’s second confirmed case, but the first that involves a worker who spent a protracted amount of time indoors, working in close proximity to others. His official paperwork says he was asymptomatic until this past weekend; but one witness confirms this employee was coughing and sneezing, in public, all last week.

Watching the news recently, it’s become clear how widespread willful blindness has become. Celebrities and politicians think we should reopen the economy. Several governors, including mine, are refusing to issue shelter-in-place orders, believing their states are somehow immune to consequences. Construction somehow remains an “essential job,” even though Grand Island, where over half of my co-workers commute from, has become the COVID capital of Nebraska.

Most important, individuals remain aggressively blind to community responsibilities. I’ve been voluntarily wearing a face mask at work for two weeks, but I was the only one for some time. Others kidded me for it. When the general contractor strenuously recommended masks, my co-workers dismissed it, complaining that it fogs their safety glasses. I was the only one covering his face, until the company made masks mandatory… on Wednesday.

This means the co-worker who coughed on everyone all last week exposed literally everyone except me to COVID. That’s seventeen guys, most with families and children. And, even knowing they’ve all been exposed, these guys continue finding ways to subvert the safeties. Even after the company made masks mandatory, and after we learned COVID existed inside the building, I watched co-workers standing around, jawing, with their masks on their chins.

I keep hearing claims about freedom and liberty ballyhooed to justify this willful disregard. My co-workers think safety precautions are an undue imposition upon their work conditions. I hear “religious freedom” tossed around to justify reopening churches ahead of schedule, even though, as I’ve written before, church is one of the leading vectors of infection. Freedom, freedom, the drumbeat goes. I have the freedom to ignore precautions whenever I want!

This really feels like a profoundly deficient definition of freedom. It limits freedom entirely to individual desires, with complete disregard for others. It’s my personal freedom to buy and sell, to gather with friends, to behave as though nothing has changed. It certainly isn’t others’ freedom to not die of a preventable contagion. This definition of freedom is entirely egocentric, individual, and narcissistic. It’s the freedom of a psychopath.


Dr. Phil claimed, Thursday on Fox news, that COVID deaths are negligible compared to swimming pool drownings, fatal car crashes, and smoking deaths. Although his numbers are demonstrably specious, they reflect common talking points among the freedom-and-liberty crowd. If there’s something worse already out there, these nincompoops cry, we shouldn’t do anything about the problem at hand. Why, oh, why, aren’t we addressing these problems?

Except, of course, that we are addressing these problems. We require liability insurance and lifeguards at swimming pools. We have rigorous traffic laws, and police assigned to enforce them, and people who chronically flout these laws get their driving privileges revoked. The ATF recently adjusted America’s mandatory minimum smoking age to 21, and the number of places you can legally smoke continues to dwindle in the United States.

This weekend, “protestors” angered at continued safety orders decided to barricade severa state capitals, in an organized effort informally titled “Operation Gridlock.” As protests go, it was sloppy, ill-informed, and driven by mutual outrage without much sense of what it would accomplish. The protestors demanded a lifting of mandatory safety precautions, while ignoring basic social safeties. One telling Denver placard reportedly read “Your ‘health’ does not supercede my right.”

Such a narrow, self-centered definition of “rights” goes hand-in-glove with a distrust for experts and science. “I don’t trust the CDC,” one of my co-workers said on Friday, while not wearing a mask. Scan any news about the story, and you’ll find a noisy minority who believes that epidemiology is a massive conspiracy to impinge upon individual freedoms. This sounds especially ignorant after an infected individual already coughed on everybody.

Thankfully, these organized heel-draggers remain a minority; over four-fifths of Americans believe continued action remains necessary and beneficial. But my anecdotal experience suggests the attitude of passive resistance is most concentrated among workers most likely to suffer if the pandemic continues. Workers resisting protective measures even after exposure are actively dangerous. And their definition of “freedom” is the freedom to die uselessly and without meaningful reward.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Don't Let Them Call You a “Hero”

There’s a moment, early in the movie Captain America: the First Avenger, where Dr. Erskine asks, “Do you want to kill Nazis?” Steve Rogers replies: “I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they’re from.” This statement of principle gets the underweight, asthmatic Rogers bumped from 4-F status to active duty. Erskine apparently likes that Rogers has principles, and doesn’t seek glory.

I’ve wondered what, in current society, makes people receptive to superhero movies. Certainly cinematic technology has become advanced enough to make these movies possible, in ways that make Richard Donner, director of 1978’s Superman, drool. And the sense that we citizens are somehow powerless against overwhelming, arbitrary villains, has become pointed since the 2008 financial services collapse. But something in recent rhetoric has changed my mind.

“Hero” language has attached itself to Americans deemed “essential workers” during this crisis. Journalists have dubbed grocery store employees COVID-19’s Unsung Heroes. Political cartoons show the Avengers and the Justice League welcoming nurses into the ranks. Where once you had to die in combat, or at least serve during wartime, to be yclept “heroic,” now you need only have a job exempt from shelter-in-place orders, and suddenly, you’re a superhero.

Except the recent spate of superhero movies, especially the MCU, have repeatedly emphasized that heroes don’t want anything. Steve Rogers becomes Captain America because he believes fighting Nazis is simply right. Thor dies for his friends and is resurrected as a hero; he even has Jesus’ hairstyle. Probably the greediest MCU protagonist, Tony Stark, becomes Iron Man because he wants to repudiate his former war-profiteering career.

Comparing drive-thru employees who brave getting coughed on by anonymous strangers, to the Avengers, certainly seems noble. COVID-19 is certainly as arbitrary as a Chitauri invasion. But these workers aren’t selflessly putting themselves on the line to combat massive, world-destroying evil. These workers are mostly low-paid, not unionized, and keep working in pandemic conditions because they need the paycheck. A paycheck which Captain America, as I recall, doesn’t receive.

Superheroes not only don’t expect rewards for doing right, they actively expect destruction. In The First Avenger, Steve Rogers jumps on a grenade to save his unit, discovering only later that it’s a dummy. In Avengers: Endgame, Tony Stark wears the Infinity Gauntlet, knowing that doing so will destroy him. It isn’t enough that heroes do what’s right; they must accept the constant imminence of death to become truly heroic.


Consider the culmination of The First Avenger. Rogers, now fully Captain America, has a promised date with Peggy Carter, but Red Skull has weapons trained on Manhattan. Rogers could, reasonably, refuse the suicide mission. He has a life awaiting him, and beating Red Skull will mean certain destruction, since nobody else can fly his airship. But Rogers negates himself, even unto death, because saving humanity means more than personal fulfillment.

When media figures compare grocery checkers to superheroes, they purportedly mean cashiers, and other “essential workers,” do important work that keeps human civilization chugging productively during adverse times. But, in classic dog-whistle fashion, they have a second-tier meaning: heroes don’t ask for rewards. They’re tacitly telling cashiers, burger flippers, janitors, construction workers, delivery drivers, and nurses: any future demands you make on our economy are null and void in advance.

These people do difficult jobs under adverse circumstances, even under ideal conditions. Stocking grocery shelves on third shift is arduous, mind-numbing, and often causes back strain. Janitors often have to deal with whatever their higher-ups considered too disgusting to touch themselves. I left burger flipping after two days when I realized how common third-degree burns were among the kitchen staff. And all these jobs pay really, really poorly.

Powerful people have worked hard to prevent low-wage workers, like our “essential workers,” from unionizing, demanding better pay, and getting medical protection. But now, watching these workers get compared to superheroes, I realize we’ve participated in a propaganda campaign so subtle, it’s taken a pandemic to unveil it. Disney, which owns Marvel, has peddled the idea that heroes shouldn’t ask for basic protections. They’ve weaponized the word “hero.”

Some critics, including superhero writers, may say I’m inserting political messages which the artists didn’t necessarily intend. Certainly, I don’t think most writers did this consciously. But if I’ve learned anything from watching politics and pop culture, it’s that whenever the mass media starts calling ordinary people “heroes,” they’re calling you to die. They do it in war, and now, they’re doing it in pandemic.

Monday, April 13, 2020

An Economy of Hot Air

Henry Ford
Henry Ford, who was nobody’s idea of a flaming communist, purportedly said: “It is well enough that the people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.” This is, in fact, a paraphrase; the actual quote, from his 1922 memoir, is much wordier and more difficult to parse. But it accurately reflects his belief, that most people don’t realize money doesn’t objectively exist.

Money, Ford acknowledged, isn’t the currency in your pockets. That’s a government-approved substitute which makes money circulate. Money is, functionally, a philosophical abstract, not a thing at all. Money comes into existence when banks loan it, and when the economy contracts—as we’re seeing now, surrounding COVID-19—the missing money simply ceases to exist. Money is the ultimate placebo, functioning entirely because we believe it does.

I remembered this lesson from one of America’s greatest capitalists yesterday, when reading the newest Robert Reich op-ed. Reich, who famously quit the Clinton Administration because he considered it too accommodationist, excoriates rich people’s behavior during this crisis. Some already-rich people, like Jeff Bezos, are hiring new workers to meet the demand placed upon their businesses. But they aren’t offering these new hires basic perks, like sick days, during a pandemic.

Let me flout Leftist orthodoxy and say: Jeff Bezos possibly deserves to be rich. He controls material resources and distribution networks which ordinary workers don’t want and lack skills to maintain. But he also relies upon workers, both his own (warehouse order pickers) and others’ (road maintenance crews) to conduct his business. Therefore, he maybe deserves to be rich, but does he deserve to be, at this writing, $125 billion rich?

Possibly more important, is he really $125 billion rich?

If money doesn’t really exist, as über-capitalist Henry Ford said, what wealth does Bezos really have? Once your accumulated wealth exceeds quantities necessary to pay your bills and we’re dealing with literal fiction. Bezos moves bank data around a fiduciary Shangri-La and, by possessing this fictional resource, changes the value of money possessed by everybody else. Like a supernova, he bends time, space, and the value of a buck.

Jeff Bezos
Unless he converts this money into something which has substance, though, like gold or land or new factory resources, that money remains fictional. Perhaps that’s why, just before COVID-19, Bezos bought the most expensive house in California, a state known for exorbitant real estate values. Only when his fictional money becomes something material, does he actually have wealth. Bezos, who hoards houses, banks on their value tracking forever upward.

That’s why, when Robert Reich suggests taxing Bezos’ wealth at levels consistent with his ability to manipulate the economy, I wonder what he intends to tax. Unoccupied houses? Idle resources, like land, economic futures, and… I’ve literally run out of ideas. Because we cannot confuse “wealth,” something actually taxable, with “money,” which is fictional. When individuals accumulate Bezos-level monetary wealth, it becomes functionally immune to taxes, because it’s like taxing air.

By this I don’t mean Bezos could move money overseas, though he certainly could. Rather, I mean that money at this level serves primarily as a mix of incentive, bargaining chip, and threat. When Amazon offered to expand resources in Staten Island, the entire effort centered on dumping money into a regional economy, and when critics like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez balked, Amazon took the money away. But the money was never there, so it never really left.

Instead, the money simply loomed, like the statue of Christ overlooking Rio de Janeiro. Like Christ, that money had power over people’s lives to exactly the degree they invested faith in it. The money was never really present, just as Christ’s presence (or absence) isn’t dependent on artwork. You can’t tax the population’s general faith in money, because it doesn’t exist in material form. It’s a big, shapeless nothing which nevertheless dominates because we expect it to.

COVID-19 gives us new perspective on this reality. Watching the government basically pull money from thin air, it’s tempting to rhetorically question where wealth comes from. It isn’t from the value of labor, not while work is disappearing. But such rhetorical questions are hot air, because we know the answer. Like Henry Ford wrote nearly a century ago, money is fictional. Like a novelist, the government simply tempts us to believe its story.

Maybe the revolution is upon us. Not a violent revolution, just the realization that we’ve been lied to.

Friday, April 10, 2020

The Rain Demons, Part III

This review is a follow-up to The Rain Demons and The Rain, Demons Part II
Paige McKenzie with Nancy Ohlin, The Sacrifice of Sunshine Girl

Volume Two of this trilogy ended with our protagonist, Sunshine Griffith, literally plunging into Hell. She made the decision to relinquish herself to save all reality, then realized, falling headlong into the abyss, that this false offering would actually make things worse. So the conclusion of the trilogy begins with Sunshine and her mentors battling her way back out again. She escapes Hell, only to find herself trapped in an even worse inferno, High School.

I read the first two volumes of Paige McKenzie’s dark fantasy illuminated by Joseph Campbell, whose heroic journey has permeated our consciousness of storytelling so thoroughly that it’s become instinctive. But I read the third volume just after reading Sady Doyle, which changes my attitudes. Because McKenzie is a woman, writing about an adolescent girl’s adulthood rites, there’s something innately different here, something Campbell, with his Jungian certainties, would never have considered. And it’s terrifying.

At its most basic, this novel completes Sunshine’s transition. She has to accept her human nature, which in this case is superhuman. She literally controls the power of life and death, a decision made for her by birth. But her adulthood rites are colored by forces that preceded her: a father who cannot accept his daughter is growing up, the battle between the true and false mothers, and the ordinary teenage desire to be normal.

Sunshine’s father is a moralistic force looming over her choices. He’s eager to train her in responsibilities necessary to fulfill her supernatural inheritance. But he also repeatedly denies her information necessary to make responsible decisions. It’s never the right time, in his mind. Like fathers throughout history, he desperately wants to preserve her childlike innocence, because in his mind, she’s permanently adolescent, never a grown-up. Even when, in the clinch, she demonstrates her superpowered adulthood.

Campbell divided fathers into good and evil. McKenzie does that instead for mothers. Sunshine has her biological mother, Helena, an angry force of nature that wants to “destroy” the little girl to preserve her adult illusions. Initially this means literally destroying her. Later she metaphorically destroys the child by divulging the information her father isn’t ready to share. Helena is literally queen among her supernatural race, and thus represents the social forces arrayed against adolescence.

Paige McKenzie
Against Helena, Sunshine has her “real” mother, Kat, who actually raised Sunshine. Like Sunshine’s father, Kat sometimes has difficulty with her daughter’s imminent adulthood, but instead of squelching it, she offers guidance. She’s the only parent who never withholds either information of support, though she’s often the parent with the least information to share. Rather than facts, she offers Sunshine courage, permitting her to act, even in the absence of facts, which are painfully rare.

These three parental forces enact, between them, a war to define Sunshine’s adult identity. This conflict unfolds against a more transcendent battle, where forces older than humanity struggle to control Earth’s future. Sunshine’s parents have told her that she’s the child of prophecy, the unique being with power to resolve this battle quickly. Imagine Sunshine’s shock when she meets an impossible boy, one of her own kind, who could take this burden off her completely.

Sady Doyle divides women in horror fiction into three categories: daughters, wives, and mothers. But Doyle reviews women through men’s eyes. Because McKenzie writes, as a young woman, for women, there’s a fourth and category: “best friend” and “mean girl.” The conflicting peer forces influence how Sunshine approaches adulthood. Growing up means, to some extent, conforming; will Sunshine choose conformity from loyalty and encouragement, or fear and humiliation? Sometimes it’s difficult to tell the difference.

This is obviously the conclusion of a trilogy, and the final volume is often a disappointment. Even George Lucas lacked the courage to embrace the bittersweet conclusion he first wrote himself. Audiences who’ve stuck with the trilogy thus far will notice some places where McKenzie flinches from the hurdles she’s set herself (and they’d better stick with the trilogy, because you can’t read these books out of sequence). This novel could’ve been a bit stronger.

But it also completes Sunshine’s character arc thoroughly and with a taut pace. Like anyone’s adulthood rites, Sunshine is immensely powerful, but also shapeless, and must decide whose advice she can trust. Sometimes she chooses wrong; sometimes she chooses right, for the wrong reason. Others pay for her mistakes. But in the clinch, she steps up and embraces her destiny, vanquishing the enemy herself. To our relief, she becomes the adult she needs to be.

Monday, April 6, 2020

What Even Are the Daleks?

The broken, insane Daleks of 2012

In 2008, Davros, creator of the Daleks, announced his newest and most powerful invention, the “Reality Bomb.” He promised, in the Doctor Who episode “Journey’s End,” that he would destroy all matter on the subatomic level using an alignment of planets stolen from time and space. Wow, the Daleks want to destroy all reality! So why, in the 2012 episode “Asylum of the Daleks,” does the Doctor rescue a prisoner from a Dalek POW camp?

Daleks have taken prisoners previously. The 1972 episode “Day of the Daleks” features the Third Doctor, played by Jon Pertwee, visiting the distant future, where Daleks have conquered Earth. To prevent this conquest, the Doctor must break a causal loop. We witness the Daleks’ empire in action, as Ogrons, a slave race, whipping human slaves, while those humans lug metal trash cans full of something, possibly corn kernels, into a factory. Still the machines run.

Thus, Doctor Who provides three models of Dalek industry: the 1972 industrial empire, the 2008 nihilistic destroyer, and the 2012 police state. (Further analysis could yield more models, probably.) What, then, do the Daleks want? To standardize everything into one efficient machine? To destroy everything for love of destruction? To control everything and crush dissent from above? The answer, I suggest, isn’t what the Daleks want; they want nothing.

Rather, what does the audience fear?

“Day of the Daleks” shows the monsters channeling power into factory labor. Conquered peoples exist to work. What they do doesn’t matter, probably not even to themselves: humans are shown wearing rags and surviving on distilled food supplements. The empire feeds, clothes, and houses conquered peoples, but only in mean conditions. They use one slave race to control another slave race, because nothing matters but labor. Humans are moving parts for society’s great industrial machine.

This episode’s other plot involves a 20th Century diplomat preventing World War III. Britain, poised between America and the Soviet Union, would’ve been painfully aware of Cold War machinations. Both capitalism and communism wanted to bring all humanity under their sway. Each industrial economy might manufacture cars and tractors and televisions, but the economy served each country’s larger goal: standardizing humanity into a single socioeconomic system. Both Cold War systems must have looked like Daleks.

The uniform, all-consuming Daleks of 1972

By 2008, as the American-British coalition in Iraq became increasingly unpopular at home, the image of a nihilistic killing machine must’ve felt equally timely. Cold War Daleks wanted to standardize reality; Iraq War Daleks wanted to crush reality beneath their implacable selfishness. Just like coalition forces made nominal efforts to preserve Iraqi oil, these Daleks captured worlds for utilitarian purposes. But eventually, either everything had to burn, or someone had to defeat the war machine.

And by 2012, the economic collapse that loomed behind Russell T. Davies, but which he never directly addressed in Doctor Who, had become overwhelming. Much of the English-speaking world lay in metaphorical ruins, and workers could either hug their chains and live like slaves to the economic machine, or starve. “Nobody escapes the Dalek camps,” the Doctor tells a turncoat. Just like nobody escapes the reality of financial ruin. Life had become a POW camp.

In each case, the Daleks represented what might happen if globalized political forces lumbered on unchecked. Whether the bigwigs saw us underlings as workforce, as a reality needing obliterated, or as occupied territory, the Daleks became the most extreme and self-serving version of that vision. Whatever we collectively fear, the Daleks become the mythological giant adaptation. The Daleks become whatever implacable shared monster threatens our society, stripped of details and turned into a monolithic myth.

“Day of the Daleks” features a scene where a human guard, in Romanesque armor, throws a battered Doctor before his fellow quisling controller. “Have you told him what will happen if he doesn’t cooperate?” the controller asks. “I’ve even given him a free sample,” the guard says, whacking his club against his palm. Which means conquered humans still understand commerce and money. The Daleks control humans, but have left them an economy. Conquest alone matters.

These three stories reflect the Daleks’ infinite adaptability. The horrible monsters always reflect us. We have the power to succumb to Cold War conformity, or resist. We can stand for or against anonymous, amoral world-destroying rapacity. We can accept the prison camp, or die escaping. The Daleks, by their existence, remind us what choices we stand between. And in their faceless, obedient uniformity, they remind us what we’ll eventually become, if we don’t stand fast.

Friday, April 3, 2020

Coronavirus, Christianity, and the Great Stupid Rebellion

Reliquary of St. Cyprian
I remember learning, in Confirmation Class, that Christianity passed from an outcast religion to the spiritual mainstream in the middle Third Century AD. Once oppressed by the Empire, because it preached that power came from somewhere other than Rome’s blessing, Christianity became first acceptable, then widespread; then, by the Fourth Century, it became the Empire’s official state religion. What, we awestruck middle schoolers all wondered, had happened?

The conventional Christian explanation is: Cyprian’s plague. Named for the Carthaginian bishop who left the most detailed accounts, this poorly understood disease wracked the Empire for thirteen years, leaving so many dead that the Empire’s two economic drivers, the military and agriculture, both nearly collapsed. Yet somehow the Empire survived, and Christianity had multitudes of new converts. Supposedly, outsiders were impressed by Christians’ handling of the plague.

When imperial bureaucrats, the aristocracy, and priests of the state religion fled, Christians brought blankets, food, and clean water into the infection zones. They believed (according to the conventional accounts) that, if Jesus touched lepers and menstruating women, two major classes of unclean people in His era, that they shouldn’t fear touching plague patients. Some Christians, according to Cyprian, contracted the disease. But survivors credited Christians with their survival.

This lesson struck me during recent news of how American congregations have handled the COVID-19 outbreak. We’ve heard news of megachurches holding packed services, risking hundreds, even thousands of lives. Though it’s too early to have consistent statistics, regional reports suggest church may be one of America’s largest vectors of infection. People are dying needlessly in the name of God.

In fairness, I probably understand these motivations. These Christians believe their faith will protect them from suffering, and if they become sick they will, as described in Cyprian’s sermons, become ennobled and saintly. Avoiding church, for these Christians, suggests lack of faith in God’s healing principles and the life made new by Christ. They refuse to live in fear; some, I suspect, yearn to become martyrs to the cause.

Yet I think this misses the lessons St. Cyprian taught. Those early Christians didn’t become martyrs because they didn’t fear death; they weren’t holy because they kept attending church. They became holy because they braved the outside world, the exact opposite of what the rich and powerful did. Today, news trickles in that the rich are fleeing us peons, fearing for their lives. Christians have an opportunity to flow in the opposite direction.

Instead, Christians, especially White Christians, are congregating to publicly display their fearlessness, mainly to each other. Like drag racers and amateur daredevils, these would-be modern martyrs mostly seek one another’s approbation and glory. They aren’t rushing into short-staffed hospitals with blankets and clean water, as Cyprian’s Christians did; if anything, they’re denying the reality of the world to receive a stained-glass version of this world’s glory.


I’m reminded of the German Peasants’ Revolt of 1524. Inspired by Luther’s Reformation, German citizens rebelled against the Holy Roman Empire, and also against the Roman church. As in Rome, Germany had a state religion, and church and state conspired to maintain social order, with themselves on top. Citizens demanding government reform, plain-language church services, and “communion in both kinds,” rose up in arms against these twin tyrants of power.

Most important for our purposes, these rebels believed that, having God’s implicit blessing, they were impervious to violence. They believed that swords could not cut them, that bullets (guns were a new and terrifying technology) couldn’t pierce them. To nobody’s surprise, they were wrong. So many peasants died brutally that the Reformation nearly ended, and Martin Luther, then a fugitive from the gallows, risked death to return and quell the uprising.

Today’s megachurch Christians apparently think themselves heirs to St. Cyprian’s noble martyrs, refusing to fear the disease wracking the land. But if their faith doesn’t motivate them to comfort the suffering, while fighting the unjust powers that allowed this disease to fester, they belong to a different class of Christians. They’re closer to Thomas Müntzer’s doomed Radical Reformation. And if they don’t change the path they’re on, they’ll die just as uselessly.

St. Cyprian gives Christians a model to follow. Multiple sources, both Christian and secular, have reminded us recently that Cyprian’s Plague was a massive turning point, for Christianity specifically and Western civilization generally. But Cyprian’s Christians were brave and holy, not foolhardy. When I see megachurch congregations admiring themselves for fearlessness, I don’t see sacred bravery, I see stupidity. Sometimes, God lets the stupid just die.

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

The Perfect Illusion


I just had my second friend this month announce her cancer diagnosis, and I haven’t figured out how to process this development. It possibly seems small-beer in a social climate where many people are watching friends die in manners reminiscent of the Plague. But knowing two people who will have to fight to preserve their lives, in a medical environment overloaded by sudden, violent contagion, feels personal.

As I write this, America’s COVID-19 numbers are nearly 190,000 cases. That’s an increase of over 100,000 diagnoses since we slipped into Number One for diagnosed cases… five days ago. Yet having two friends diagnosed with cancer feels different. COVID-19 is random, comparable to influenza. But cancer suggests something. Smoking? Radioactive spiders? It isn’t airborne, anyway, so what happened to bring it about?

Knowing my friends have struggles ahead of them, that they have treatments that will sometimes feel worse than the disease, hurts my soul. I’ve struggled, in the weeks and days and hours since learning of my friends’ diagnoses, to understand why this bothers me so. I think I’ve finally come to some kind of conclusion: because despite everything, I’ve managed to maintain my illusions of control. Cancer is the opposite of that.

Much of modern life has cultivated the belief that we control the circumstances of our lives. We need to believe our choices matter in order to participate in a winner-take-all economic system, or the kind of democracy we have in America and Britain. If we didn’t have the mental impression that our decisions matter in our own lives, we couldn’t participate in industrial capitalism or a free-press marketplace of ideas.

We need to believe we have control. Only when our decisions matter, do we actually have power to decide anything. More important, we need to believe our choices matter to maintain the belief that we exist as individuals. If we perceive our options as circumscribed by social conditions, and limited by factors outside our ken, then we become members of a collective, swept along like the tide.


This isn’t necessarily bad; membership in the collective is mandatory for mass movements and social change. The entire underlying principle of labor unions, political parties, and Chambers of Commerce holds that we get more done, and better, when we act collectively. But some people, stripped of the illusion of control, find themselves bobbing along like dead fish. If life is beyond our control, they think, our choices don’t matter.

That certainly happened to me when, in my middle twenties, I surrendered the conservative individualist principles I’d grown up believing. Faced with the realization that, not only did I no longer believe my father’s individualist ideals, but also the ideals of my community, I felt powerless. I believed nothing I did could matter. I held passionate monologues for my college girlfriend about my newfound beliefs, but I didn’t actually do anything useful.

Years later, I’ve passed through that nihilistic phase and recognized the need for action. I participate in civic action, rally with fellow true believers, and lend myself to creating the numbers necessary for long-overdue change. No, I don’t always uphold this necessity, just as I don’t always follow my religious beliefs as I should; but who does? Action is more important than perfection.

Yet, learning my friends have cancer, that they may be beginning a predictable march toward mortality, makes me realize: I’ve moved into another illusion of control. As a conservative, I once believed I could, übermensch-like, control my destiny through brazen will. As a progressive, I substituted belief in community and fellow-feeling. I now realize for the first time, that I’ve replaced one illusion of control for another.

Would things be different if I had the cancer, instead of them? Maybe. I’d have to wrack my soul to find peace with my own mortality. Instead, I find myself stuck outside, watching, helpless. I’m too broke to offer financial support, and too scientifically illiterate to offer medical support. Since one of my friends is agnostic (I haven’t talked religion with the other), my prayers would mainly comfort me.

Having this happen amid the COVID-19 outbreak only underscores my smallness. Reality, let’s admit, isn’t your friend. My belief in God doesn’t influence His existence, or absence, one whit. Our entire social, political, and economic system depends on the expectation that our choices mean something. Cancer, and mortality more generally, rips that expectation away. We’ve couched ourselves inside the perfect illusion; now we face the reality of our own essential insignificance.